fishing for words

(and tossing out random thoughts)

we can rebuild it. we have the technology to make it better. better. faster. more portable.

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Fly fishing’s strip and dip concept makes it way into fine dining with Heinz’s redesigned ketchup packet.

Heinz’s Ketchup Packet 2.0 offers the option of dipping into the container or stripping off the top edge for the more traditional squeeze.

I’m all for options. After all, I’ve been known to pad my chances of hooking a trout by with a dry/dropper combination. (For the fly fishing challenged that’s both a floating dry fly and, tied to it, a sinking nymph.)

The world’s a better place.

Ketchup Packet 2.0

Middle school students everywhere are asking if this new design offers greater accuracy and velocity when stomped in the hallway of their choice.

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One thought on “we can rebuild it. we have the technology to make it better. better. faster. more portable.

  1. Place between the rim of the toilet and the seat, when pointed outward this new, highly accurate shotshell should bode well for bathroom pranksters.

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